Me.

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Is it bad I knew it was a John Green book just by the font of the page number. I love John Greeeen:)

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When it's quiet in class, and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound:

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This happened to me four times already.

 

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Happened to me on Friday!! Thought I was gonna dieeee.

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When people who aren’t from England use obscure English slang.

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When you hear there is a fight happening at school.

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Hi, my name is Bri. I’m not exactly sure what I want to go to college for and not sure where either, but one of my options is the York College of Pennsylvania. One apartment I found on the awesome website http://vacancy.com was this: http://www.vacancy.com/pennsylvania/hellam-apartments/buttonwood-gardens-phase-i-buildings-a-b-c-f/ Buttonwood Gardens seems like a really cute, nice place to live. It’s about 15 minutes from the YCP campus which is awesome. I’m very shy and unsure about having a roommate so I was always looking up apartments near a few colleges I wanted to apply to. It wasn’t until vacancy.com that I found the apartment I listed above and automatically loved it! It was super small and super cute. It’s only one bedroom and bath so it’s perfect for me because I don’t think I want a roommate. The rent is only $789!! The house is called “Adler.” The features include a central air conditioner, a dish washer, a washer and dryer, water is included, nice, private entryway, a private balcony, a microwave, a patio and a refrigerator!! PLUS community features like a spa, 24 hours emergency maintenance, short term lease, a fitness center!! I honestly want to live here and I’m only a sophomore in high school hahah. Hopefully I’ll get accepted to YCP can move in here! Check it out!

amen, in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost, head shoulders knees and toes, turn up your nose, strike that pose, HEYY MACARENA! 

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So I signed up for CashCrate. Anyone else do it? Does it work? Kinda scared. If you haven’t check it out http://www.cashcrate.com/2974607 . That’s my linky thing.

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Last person you hugged?
How is the weather right now?
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What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Favorite type of food.
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Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night?
Hair color?
Eye colour?
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thats what i always think everyday AHAH

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Hahah. I told my friend this and she told her mom and her mom was like “Oh stop. One: you’re not ugly. And two: have you seen some of the ugly people who get raped?!”

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